Jan 06 2009

HUMAN CHEMISTRY

Published by adambadracahaya at 1:32 am under Uncategorized

ELEMENT NAME: MAN
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180 +/- 50)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
-Solid At Room Temperature And Can Easily Be Bent Out Of Shape.
-Usually Dense (Sometimes Flaky)
-Pure Samples Difficult To Obtain.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
-Tends To Bond With Element WO (Woman) Any Chance It Gets.
-Tends To Form Strong Bonds With Self.

USAGE: NONE KNOWN.
-Possible Good Methane Source.
-(Good Samples Produce Large Quantities.)

CAUTIONS:
-Becomes Explosive When Mixed With Element KD (Child) For Prolonged Periods.
-(Can Be Neutralized By Dousing With Alcohol).
-In The Absence Of WO, This Element Rapidly Decomposes And Begins To Smell.

COMMENTS:
-Aged Samples Unable To Conduct Electricity As Easily As Young Samples.
ELEMENT NAME: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (DON’T DARE ASK!)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
-Various Sizes, Shapes And Colors.
-Generally Round In Form.
-Boils At Any Temperature, Yet Freezes At Any Time.
-Melts When Treated Properly.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
-Very Active Substance.
-Very Unstable.
-Bonds Strongly To Gold, Silver, Platinum And Precious Gems.
-Able To Absorb Great Amounts Of Exotic Food.

USAGE: Highly ornamental.
-Great Catalyst For Dispersion Of Wealth.
-The Most Powerful Income Reducing Agent Known.
-Often Used For Cell Reproduction.

CAUTIONS:
-Highly Explosive In Inexperienced Hands.
-Violent when left alone.
-When Combined With XY, The Element KD Is Created.
COMMENTS:
-Turns Slightly Green When Exposed To A Superior Specimen.
-Very Bitter If Not Used Properly.
ELEMENT NAME: CHILD
SYMBOL: KD
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (0 +/- 18)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
-Weight Varies (Depending On Elements Age)
-Height Varies (Many Exceptions Noted)
-Usually Firm (But Mutations Exist)

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
-Very Active Substance.
-Unstable.
-Great For Junk Food Absorption.
-An Affinity To Replace Elements XY And WO.

USAGE: None Known!
-Possible Catalyst For Depleting Properties of Other Elements.
-Excellent Element For Probing The Unknown.

CAUTIONS:
-Highly Unstable Even In Experienced Hands.
-Tends To Deterioate When Idle.
-Placement With XY Or WO Can Create Undesirable Results.

COMMENTS:
-Unpredictable Results When Attempting To Shape.
-Unreliable Results When Used In Any Manner.
-Undependable Results When Specific Uses Are Required.




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